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Meet the Townspeople
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To understand a place you must know those who inhabit it. Below is a small directory listing some of the Happydale residents and their biographical notes. Be sure to check back often as new characters are added. |
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Kip Mueller
A Ph.D. candidate in entomology at Utah State University
Kip has returned home to Happydale to study desert scorpions, specifically
the slender-tailed (Centruroides sculpturatus) and desert hairy (Hadrurus
hirsutus) species. |
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Guy Pettington
An amateur novelist and playwright, Guy currently makes
his living telemarketing and as a part-time EMT. He is captain of the Happydale cricket team and is known for both his excellent fielding and bowling. |
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Pauline Mba
Originally a foreign exchange student from Gabon, Pauline
decided to make her home permanently in Happydale. She is currently a staff
writer at the Happydale Gazette and is active in the campaign to end female
circumcision in Africa. |
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Sploogy, the Naughty Clown
The world’s foremost X-rated clown, Sploogy is available
to perform at birthday parties, anniversaries and weddings. |
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Doc Hall
Happydale’s chief medical practitioner and owner of the
Happydale clinic, Doc Hall has lived in Happydale all his life and is dedicated
to his craft. In his spare time he enjoys collecting cactii. |
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Ed Smart
Bartender at the 4 Jokers saloon and small-time film
producer, Ed is rumored to be involved in all sorts of shady deals, though
nothing has been proven as of yet. |
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Cameron Bergan
Local hero and four sport star at Happydale High School,
Cameron has accepted a baseball scholarship from the University of Arizona
and is projected to be a high pick in the upcoming major league draft. |
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H.R.
Happydale police department deputy and Scout Master for
local Troop 2033, H.R. spent a few years in the Marines before returning
home and taking his current position. He is currently unattached and by
far the most eligible bachelor in town. |
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Vonda Jensen
Feminist and avowed man hater, Vonda has written such
books as: Penis = Power and The Male Hegemony in Academia. She currently
maintains the extremely popular Pigman website (www.pigman). |
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Ralph Beck
Part owner of the Beck Advertising Agency and crackshot,
Ralph is an upstanding member of the community and is active in the local
Methodist church. |
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